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Dear Taeko kun:
I do not know how to tell you this, you're a pervert . I have noticed this when I nominated Santa Claus in the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you sitting on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand what I have felt upset. I will return your ring, but I will keep saving your suicide note as a souvenir. You should also know that I will be interviewed by the Times about your abuse of cocaine. Your eternal enemy Dementia .
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then you have to fill in the gaps of numbers depending on how you answer the questions below there.
Dear (name of the last person who left a comment): I do not know how to say this: (1). I have noticed this (2) (3) and I saw (4) (5). Sure enough that you (6) to understand (7). I'll give you back (8), but I will continue saving (9) as a souvenir. You should also know that (10) (11). (12), (your name).
(1) What color is your shirt?
Blue: Our romance is over Red
: Our affair is over White
: I'll join the monastery Black
: I do not like
Green
our horoscope does not match Grey: You're a pervert to
Yellow: I'm selling
Rosa: Your nostrils are insulting Brown
: The mafia wants you.
No shirt, you are a loser / a
Other: I'm in love with your sister
(2) How What month were you born?
January: that night
February:
March last year, when your brother
bit me April: When I tripped on sesame seeds May
: when you kissed me
June: when I slapped
July: when
vomited August: when I saw the shrunken head September
: when we tan
October: when I nominated Santa
November: when your dog ran amok December
: When I changed tennis shoes
(3) What food do you prefer?
Nachos:
Pizza at home: In your camping car Pasta
: outside Chicago
Hamburger: on the bus
Salad: As you ate enchilada Chicken
: in your closet
Kebab: with Paris Hilton
Fish: In
women's clothing Sandwiches: the Hare Krishna graduation Lasagna
: psychiatric hospital
Dog:
state of trance None of the above: with George Bush and his wife
(4) What color are your socks? Yellow
:
hitting Red: Black
insulting: ignoring
Blue: kicking
Purple: pouring syrup on White
: recording your initials in
Gray: undressing
Brown: Put leeches on Orange
: castrating
Rosa: Pull the toupee off Barefoot
: sitting in
Other: taking to
(5) What color is your underwear?
Black: White
my best friend, my father
Gray: Bill Clinton
Purple: my mustard pot
Red: Blue
Donald Duck:
my avocado plant Yellow-my cyberamigo of Ghana
Orange: My Kid Star
Rosa: Manchester United goalkeeper
Nothing, my statue of John Kennedy
Other: the Mad Monk
(6) Would you rather watch on TV?
News: Man
The man Paco: emotional
Sin Tetas no paradise: open / a
Lost: bright
House: scared shitless / a
Physics and Chemistry: left / a
The Simpsons
coward know what you did: Mongolian / a
Parent:
masochistic X Factor: You are going senile
Middle-class None of the above
: Ashamed
(7) Is Có mo are you now?
Happy: how mad / a I've felt Sad
: I bored you are
bored: there is no Santa Claus
Angry / a: that your beans are left with a news
depressed, we're cousins Excited as
/ to: that this has no solution
worried That your Honda sucks
Nervous / a: I underwent a sex change
Embarrassed: I'm allergic to your hamster
Her ; per happy: I was attacked / on by garbage
Other: I'm open / a
(8) What color are your bedroom walls?
White: Your ring
Yellow: Your love letters Red
: Your poster of Darth Vade
Black: Your tame stone Blue
: the pillow you gave me
Green: The pictures from LA Orange
: Your false teeth
Marr No: your address book
Gray: your old lottery
Residence: the clippers
Rosa: The cut toenails
Other: Your memories from the military
(9) " The first letter of your name?
A / B: your photo
C / D: my virginity
E / F:
your neighbor Martin G / H: Fuel Tank
I / J: Results your blood
K / L: your left ear
M / N: Your suicide
O / P:
my common sense Q / R: your mother
S / T: your library
butterflies U / V:
Your criminal record W / X: your Spiderman costume
Y / Z: Your grades from college
(10) The last letter in your last name?
A / B:
always remember C / D:
never forget E / F:
Always wanted to break G / H: never
openly mocked I / J: always feel dirty before of
K / L: Will tell the authorities that
M / N:
my confession today about O / P: I will be interviewed by the Times about
Q / R: Told my psychiatrist about S
/ T: Get sick when I think
U / V:
always try to forget W / X:
better off without Y / Z: Never liked
(11) What prefer to drink?
Water-Our friendship Beer
: Cups
senility your future: your new life as a clone
Fanta: The incarnation as an eskimo Milk
: construction Wine
your floor: Your cocaine abuse
Coca Cola: A passionate interest for my panties
Juice: phone imitations
Pocholo Hot Chocolate:
your Eggplant-fetishism Whisky: To ruin the second world war.
Other: your hate Real Madrid
12) What country would you go on vacation?
Thailand: a warm embrace
U.S.: many memories
United Kingdom: Good luck with your escape from prison
Spain: Die drowned / a
Germany
China with relief: no any kind of illusion
Japan: Burn
Greece: your eternal / a
enemy Australia: the / the star of your dreams erotic
Egypt
you give France a penalty
Other: Rot in hell
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